SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE
if you read this you are cute no take backs
My kind of town.
sebastian stan can’t find a chair
I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone
I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have
I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved
is this band even real
wait which episode of american horror story asylum is that
No but that heart. Above a fireplace. Seriously.
*bangs head against said fireplace*
THIS FUCKING SHOW
she looks so fucking pleased with herself
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
when life gives u lemons
pee on them
the cold never bothered me anyway
everything about this is making me laugh like an idiot
I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr
damn I need a boyfriend
Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.